Oppo Game time! $500 Craiglist/Kijiji running vehicle search

"Lumpy44, Proprietor Of Fine Gif" (lumpy44)
03/10/2014 at 18:52 • Filed to: Oppo Games

Find the best, RUNNING, car you can find on your local Craigslist or Kijiji for $500 bucks or less! Winner gets a heartfelt Lumpy44 compliment!

Here is my result:

'95 Nissan 200x

DISCUSSION (33)

Dwhite - Powered by Caffeine, Daft Punk, and Corgis > Lumpy44, Proprietor Of Fine Gif
03/10/2014 at 19:05

My uninteresting submission is this 1993 Buick Park Avenue. http://detroit.craigslist.org/wyn/cto/434627…

MountainCommand > Lumpy44, Proprietor Of Fine Gif
03/10/2014 at 19:09

OOO i found a good one!

Kinja'd!!!

Look at those professionally painted racing stripes. This surely is a mustang killer.

http://newjersey.craigslist.org/cto/4364678605…

This seller has got your back too if you cant make it pass emmissions: " if you don't have the money to fix it I do no a few places that will throw a inspection sticker on it no questions asked"

jkm7680 > Lumpy44, Proprietor Of Fine Gif
03/10/2014 at 19:10

http://washingtondc.craigslist.org/nva/cto/436780…

Only $500 exactly. Manual also.

Kinja'd!!!

JQJ213- Now With An Extra Cylinder! > Lumpy44, Proprietor Of Fine Gif
03/10/2014 at 19:15

93 Honda Accord that "works perfect"

That pic makes me think otherwise

JQJ213- Now With An Extra Cylinder! > MountainCommand
03/10/2014 at 19:16

"Inspection sticker? Fuggedaboutit! I know a guy who knows a guy..."

Lumpy44, Proprietor Of Fine Gif > MountainCommand
03/10/2014 at 19:17

Wanna do something else illegal? This seller has your back!

Zibodiz > Lumpy44, Proprietor Of Fine Gif
03/10/2014 at 19:18

Here's a "4 cycle" '91 'scort : I'd probably be more interested if it were 2 cycle, though. That would make it pretty rare.

Here's a picture-less '97 Accord . Not quite my cup of tea, but they're a decent daily driver.

On another note, this one is too good not to share:

'96 Saab 900 Convertible for $450. Bring a shovel.

Kinja'd!!!

CAR_IS_MI > Lumpy44, Proprietor Of Fine Gif
03/10/2014 at 19:19

All I can find for <$500 is Llantas. Which I thought meant tires, but every Mexican selling "Llantas" under the 'Cars & Trucks' section rather than 'Auto Parts', seems to be using this term for just wheels, just tires, and / or both wheels and tires...

jkm7680 > MountainCommand
03/10/2014 at 19:20

Whoa man! Nobody said that you can enter racecars!

Those stripes, were obviously done by a drunk man, also on crack, using a can of blue furniture paint, and some cardboard behind Wendys in the middle of the night.

Rainbow > Lumpy44, Proprietor Of Fine Gif
03/10/2014 at 19:25

I found one that will find you in your dreams:

Kinja'd!!!

http://atlanta.craigslist.org/nat/cto/434290…

But then there's also this guy:

Kinja'd!!!

http://atlanta.craigslist.org/nat/cto/435153…

But I want this one more than any of the others for sentimental reasons...

Kinja'd!!!

http://atlanta.craigslist.org/nat/cto/436749…

Christopher Keach > Lumpy44, Proprietor Of Fine Gif
03/10/2014 at 19:25

1979 Lancia Zagato $500

Edit - Non-running, of course. A thousand apologies!

JQJ213- Now With An Extra Cylinder! > Zibodiz
03/10/2014 at 19:26

Look more into that Saab... 2 people in my area are under the impression that they are worth a ton...

91 Saab 900 Turbo with 80,000 miles for a whopping $13,500!!!!

Kinja'd!!!

and 93 Saab 900 Turbo for $10,000!!!

MountainCommand > jkm7680
03/10/2014 at 19:35

!!lol... He must have gotten the homeless man from behind the wendys to assist, cause there is no way he could have done this alone.

MountainCommand > Lumpy44, Proprietor Of Fine Gif
03/10/2014 at 19:36

Hes a true bro!

jkm7680 > MountainCommand
03/10/2014 at 19:38

And kiddies, that's why we don't do Cocaine? Snoooorrrt.

I still wonder who thought that stripe was a good idea, haha.

MountainCommand > jkm7680
03/10/2014 at 19:42

Sadly, somebody thought adding those stripes in that manner, was perfectly fine with it...

Although, id buy it just to go crazy with it. Cut corners wayy to sharp and scrape a wall. Back into barriers. curb the wheels. run over trees. A car like this deserves a fitting end.

jkm7680 > MountainCommand
03/10/2014 at 19:45

Kinja'd!!!

Altima problem solved.

Zipppy, Mazdurp builder, Probeski owner and former ricerboy > Lumpy44, Proprietor Of Fine Gif
03/10/2014 at 19:52

Civic CX needing new spark plug oil wells.

Kinja'd!!!

http://ottawa.kijiji.ca/c-cars-vehicle…

I may be interested in fixing this.

Lumpy44, Proprietor Of Fine Gif > Christopher Keach
03/10/2014 at 19:52

Its a Lancia, almost makes up for it.

wiffleballtony > Lumpy44, Proprietor Of Fine Gif
03/10/2014 at 19:52

There is apparently a shortage of running cars under $500 in my area. However, I submit the below beauty for your consideration. This car and me have a lot in common so it seems, from the advert "Car runs its 30 years old so of course its has its problems, its in good body condition tho the interior is in good condition as well." I'm a little over 30 and I have problems but thats probably where the similarities end.

At a mere $500 you can ride in comfort. However, that does not factor in the hidden cost of having to purchase a set of Donks OR replacing your entire wardrobe with Tommay Bahamas and a Florida winter home.

Kinja'd!!!